Crime Man is a super villain and the former arch-nemesis of Super Hero Guy. He rides a pimped-out sports car when he commits his crimes.
Crime Man was responsible for ending Super Hero Guy's career by setting fire to a nursery which resulted in one of the babies he saved to remove his mask and reveal his identity. When Super Hero Guy stole a robot suit to fed his shövenpucker addiction, Crime Man (now a constipated old man) appeared in his car and hit Sidekick Boy. He also threw his dirty diaper at Tommy which prompted Mr. Pickles to chase after him. Mr. Pickles killed Crime Man when he placed one of his adult diapers over his face and pulled it so hard that it decapitated him.